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Now for some jokes!

There were 2 chlidren in a clinc, a boy and a girl. The little girl just came out of the doctors office clutching her arm and crying. As the boy was curious, he asked her " Why are you crying?" The little girl sobbed, " I had a blood test . The doctor stuck a neeldle into my arm! It was very painful!"

Suddenly, the boy burst in tears. The little girl was shocked and asked " Why are you crying?"

The little boy answered, " I'm going to have a urine test!"

There was a man in a restaurant, he ordered a hamberger. As he was about to take a bite from his hamburger, he noticed a curly hair on the meat patty. He was disgusted. He told the waitress that he wanted to talk to the chef who made the hamburger. And so, the waitress took him to the kitchen to see the chef. However, as they entered the kitchen, the man saw a chef putting meat between his armpits and sqiushing them. "WHAT THE ....! Thats DISGUSTING!" Then the waitress rolled her eyes and replied, " You should see how he makes doughnuts."   ( From  N²)

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My resolutions for 2008

It finally the year 2008! As usual, people around the world will do something mundane. Other than celebrating New Years Day, they will usually have resolutions for the coming days. A resolution is something taht one aims to do or get during the year. For many people, their resolutions are mostly about getting wealthy or aceing their exams, However for me, I have resolved to do three things, two of which are quite common. My last resolution, however is, I would say, quite unique.

The year 2008 is the year in which i have to take my O level exams, and like many people,I hope to get a good score. However, my goal is to score twelve points and below. I do not have the mentality of 'a single digit score is a must!'As long as i get into a good polytechnic with the course i like, I will be content. To reach my goal, I have to play less computer games gradually, and obviously study more.'Study hard and play hard', this is what most teachers and parents say to children. However, how many of us will listen?

Pull ups, one of the components to pass the fitness test. This is one of the toughest challenges I have faced so far. There are actually a few reasons to why i am unable to to pull ups. One of the reasons is that I am quite lazy, but this year, I will work out everyday doing push ups. I hope this trianing will strengthen me both physically and mentally. This year i am setting my targets for my fitness at silver.

My final resolution is, in fact, contradicting with my first resolution. My final resolution is to join a gaming competition at least once by the end of this year. Of course, I will only be competiting after my O level exams. Nowdays, gaming is being considered a sport, and like other sports, the more one plays, the better one will be. However, before I can even participate, I need to find another four people to team up with me, and I might just have in mind who would want to participate. 

I hope this year will be full of suprises and happyness. I hope that all who make resolutions will keep to their words and carry out their resolutions!